WITH countless celebs having babies and all our favourite loved-up couples splitting up left, right and centre, we can’t keep track of all the goings-on in Tinseltown this year.
But thanks to our nifty timeline, you can stay in the know with all heartbreak, babies and bust-ups of 2016.
February
Break-up: Millie Mackintosh, 27, and Professor Green, 33
They married two years ago in a lavish ceremony, but then in February they went their separate ways (well, Millie went off with her ex Hugo Taylor, 30, from Made In Chelsea so she can’t have been that heartbroken).
The pair first started dating in 2011 after Pro Green saw an FHM cover Millie did and asked her publicist for her number. Cute!
Heartbreak rating: 2/5
Break-up: Ellie Goulding, 29, and Dougie Poynter, 29
The pair were on/off for few months, but in February they called time on their relationship for good.
Since then, Ellie has been linked with Prince Harry (jealous, us?)
Heartbreak rating: 3/5
April
Baby: Chrissy Teigen, 31, and John Legend, 37
We love a good celeb baby, especially when it’s a hybrid of two of our favourite A-Listers.
This celeb power couple welcomed their first baby, a girl called Luna Simone, in April and she was just a gorgeous as we expected.
June
Baby: Eddie Redmayne, 34, and Hannah Bagshawe
He’s one of Hollywood’s leading men after blowing us all away in Fantastic Beasts, and also he’s a total babe.
Him and his lucky wife, PR executive Hannah, welcomed their first daughyer, Iris May, in June. #FamilyGoals
Baby: Emily Blunt, 33, and John Krasinski, 37
We are totes in love with this couple and John is always talking about how much he adores his wife, so we were thrilled when they welcomed their second daughter, Violet, into the world on June 20.
They also have another daughter, Hazel, two.
We’re jealous we aren’t part of this gene pool tbh…
August
Baby: Jamie, 41, and Jools Oliver, 46
Jamie and Jools have been married for an incredible 16 years (congrats!) and are already parents to Poppy Honey, 14, Daisy Boo, 13, Petal Blossom, seven, and Buddy Bear, five.
In August they welcomed their fifth child, River Rocket.
They’re going to need a bigger people carrier to do the school run.
September
Baby: Blake Lively, 29, and Ryan Reynolds, 40
Ryan met Blake while filming comic hero movie Green Lantern in 2010, and now they’re possibly the best looking couple in Hollywood (/on earth).
They welcomed their first daughter, James, two years ago and have now had their second daughter.
They finally revealed her name, Ines, two months after she was born.
We’re guessing they’ll also grow up to be the best looking women in the world.
Break-up: Angelina Jolie, 41, and Brad Pitt, 52
Breaking the internet with the news of their divorce this September, we’re devastated to say goodbye to Brangelina.
The couple have been together since 2004, and only recently celebrated their two year wedding anniversary. But Angie filed for divorce stating “irreconcilable differences”.
It’s all got a bit messy since then over the custody of their children – Maddox, 15, Pax, 13, Zahara, 11, Shiloh, 10, Vivienee, eight, and Knox, eight – but we hope it all works out okay for the family.
Heartbreak rating: 5/5
Break-up: Cara Delevingne, 24, and St Vincent, 34
September was not a good month for celeb couples, with model-turned-actress Cara Delevingne also calling time on her relationship with musician St. Vincent.
Facing the difficulties of a long-distance relationship, they split during Cara’s Suicide Squad promotional tour.
Shortly after their break-up, a Mark Jacobs campaign featuring the couple was a released (awks) and now St Vincent is reportedly dating actress Kristen Stewart. Ouch.
Heartbreak rating: 3/5
Break-up: Taylor Swift, 27, and Tom Hiddleston, 35, and Calvin Harris, 32
First she broke our hearts by splitting from Scottish DJ Calvin Harris in June, then her rebound (and very public) relationship with actor Tom Hiddleston crashed and burned after just three months.
And who can forget that ‘I (heart) T.S.’ t-shirt?
Heartbreak rating: 4/5
Break-up: Brooklyn Beckham, 17, and Chloë Moretz, 19
Ahhhh young love. This couple raised the #relationshipgoals bar after being in a committed (and adorable) relationship since May 2016.
We loved their cute Instagram snaps, but they called time on the relationship in September. Sob.
Heartbreak rating: 4/5
November
Baby: Blac Chyna, 28, and Rob Kardashian, 29
Of course the Kardashian clan couldn’t miss out on causing some drama in 2016.
Blac and Rob welcomed their first child together – a daughter named Dream – in early November 2016.
We wonder if she’s already going on play dates with Kim K and Kanye’s daughter, North?
Baby: Mila Kunis, 33, and Ashton Kutcher, 38
Ashton announced baby Kunis-Kutcher’s arrival on his website, and unsurprisingly, his name is super cute.
Dad Asthon wrote: “Dimitri Portwood Kutcher was born at 1:21 a.m. on November 30, weighing 8 pounds and 15 ounces.”
Baby Dimitri is the second child for the A-list couple. Their eldest, daughter Wyatt, is two-years-old.
December
Break up: Blac Chyna, 28, and Rob Kardashian, 29
Weeks after the birth of their baby, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian sensationally called time on their 11-month whirlwind relationship.
Like all good Kardashians, the drama played out in a social media showdown with Rob accusing Blac of pretending to be in love with him this whole time, while she fired back that he was ‘sad and pathetic’ and covering up his own ‘personal issues’.
They’ve been slightly more coy about their making up though, as within a week they posted a loved-up festive selfie. It looks like it’s back on!
